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Friday, January 23, 2009
FLASHBACK FRIDAYS -Like a Virgin Cover with Bridget Everett

So for Flashback Fridays we have a live track for the first time! Bridget and I used to do this cover in our show At Least It's Pink before it became an all original musical. Bridget recently sent this to me and even though it is live and has a story in the middle of it that may or may not make sense, I think it has an energy to it. I'm not a Madonna fan but then again, I'm sure she didn't write this song. Hold on a second....Yup, just looked it up...Tom Kelly and Billy Steinberg are the only writers listed. I guess this was before pop stars rewrote one word and put their names as one of the composers so they could get publishing fees. Oh to live in a more innocent time!
Kenny Mellman
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Thursday, January 22, 2009
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
My Life Would Suck Without You - Kelly Clarkson Cover

UPDATE: Please Re-download. Put up early version by accident! Also, you can just listen to the covers in the player at the bottom of each post. Okay, back to Lost
Unfortunately it is American Idol time again! Unfortunately because I have to admit that though I should not be watching it, I am. Last night there was a particular woman who auditioned who made my brain explode. She had a folder of notes and things she found on the computer about the proper way to sing gospel music. She never bothered to learn how to say the words on the papers though so she was chock full of malapropisms. Her best line, after a horrendous audition, was that she must have been singing "out of the wrong rectum"! Kelly Clarkson would never have said such a thing. Instead she comes out with this song. Leave it to Kelly to have a pop hit (went right to number one on iTunes downloads today) with a song that uses the word dysfunctional, and the line
"I know that I've got issues, but you're pretty messed up too"
It is sort of a Free To Be You and Me song.
"I like what I look like and you're nice small, we don't have to change at all"
except in Kelly's song the guy has already left her for her prettier friend but now she dumped him and he's coming back to Kelly for more. Kelly doesn't think there is anything wrong with taking him back. Poor Kelly.
Kenny Mellman
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Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Circus - Britney Spears Cover

Click to Download: Circus - Britney Spears Cover
Inauguration day. Would love to feel all the hope in the world, but with Rick Warren and all I am feeling a bit skeptical. So Britney it is! Everytime I think we've heard the last of Britney, she rises again. She is like Jesus, who I think was mentioned and invoked too many times at the inauguration for my taste. But seriously, you think Britney has just about gone down as far as a person can go, and then she pops back with a track like Circus, that seems to be one of the most remixed songs of the year. All hail Britney!
Kenny
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Monday, January 19, 2009
Medley Mondays:I Kissed a Girl - Jill Sobule/Katy Perry Cover

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Medley Mondays! I'm sure I'm not the first person to combine these two songs with the same title. I hadn't listened to the Jill Sobule version since it first came out. It actually holds up pretty well. But why not replace the chorus in that one with the chorus from the Katy Perry version?
Kenny
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Sunday, January 18, 2009
My Girls - Animal Collective Cover

Click to Download: My Girls - Animal Collective Cover
Homemade Saffron Marshmallows and a dog barking at her reflection in the slow cooker all day makes Kenny rush through a cover. Great song but only got two minutes of it done...
Kenny
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Saturday, January 17, 2009
Pussy Monster - Lil' Wayne Cover by Neal Medlyn

Click to Download: Pussy Monster - Lil' Wayne Cover by Neal Medlyn
For today’s pop song, Our Hit Paraders, I propose this SAT style syllogism. This guitar bit I wrote in the 90s. I liked pussy then. Lil Wayne was alive in the 90s. Apparently, he likes pussy. He wrote the words to this song. I like this song. I recorded this cover. Therefore, Lil Wayne likes my pussy.
Neal Medlyn
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Friday, January 16, 2009
FLASHBACK FRIDAYS! My Life - Billy Joel Cover with Bridget Everett

Click to Download:My life - Billy Joel Cover by Bridget Everett
Guest Post by Bridget Everett!
my life. my life? my life??
laid-off this wednesday. the zipper closed wednesday. and i killed my computer. but that's ok. next week, i'm getting my ovaries partially removed and going on unemployment. see? things are looking up.
got me thinking back in the 80's... when life was good....when i was swimming for the manhattan marlins. i had a crush on one of my team mates. robin wilcox. he was super cute, really fast and a reeeeaaally nice guy. i wasn't really sure if he liked me back. so at swim meets i would put billy joel's "honestly" on my head phones, eat a box of jello and stare at him. i don't think he ever figured it out.
Bridget Everett
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Thursday, January 15, 2009
Smell Yo Dick - Riskay Cover with Bridget Everett

What is there to say? This song should have been a top hit of 2008 but the language and subject matter made that impossible. Riskay tried to put out a 'clean' version called 'smell that chick', but that didn't do anything for the song or Riskay's career. The balls out vulgarity carries the song.
Kenny Mellman
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Wednesday, January 14, 2009
The Zipper Factory is closed and we are sad

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Whatever You Like -- TI Cover by Lady Rizo and Moby

Click to Download: Whatever You Like - TI Cover by Lady Rizo and Moby
On special days ourhitparade.com gets a track made in a real studio! Taking a break from working on their own music, our friends Lady Rizo and Moby laid down this cover
Guest post by Lady Rizo
I first heard this whimsical gem when TI performed it as a live video shoot with a miniskirted busty vide-ho in hand on the VMA's. A single cam shot captured detailed sets of the ultimate 2008 courtship ritual: bling bling at cartier, fur jacket at a swank store, and then of course bringing her to a club -bottle full of bub- and then home to bang her in the bentley. romance.
Then these 7th graders at Ron Clark Academy in Hotlanta did a interpretation of the song entitled "You Can Vote However you Like." They were featured on Good Morning America doing this song and very adorably detailing platform differences between McCain and Obama. I'd hope to see those chil'ren at a future Our Hit Parade, but I think they change too many words. They chose the song themselves and I find it comforting that 12 year olds are equally inspired by lyrics such as
late night sex, so wet, you're so tight.
I suggested to Moby that we do this song and upon listening he agreed whole-heartedly, and wrote to me a little blackberry haiku (poetry majors: i know it is the incorrect amount of syllables for a haiku. Get a job.)
Lyrics are fucking inspired
It should be called
'territorial pissing.'
Moby
"i like it because it is a song that promotes gender equality and higher education."
-moby
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Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Gives You Hell - All American Rejects Cover

One of my favorite songs is Jonathan Richman's Hospital. In the song the narrator walks down a street where his ex-lover lives and finds he has tears in his eyes. Gives You Hell seems to present the viewpoint of the ex-lover, who hopes that when his ex walks down the street, she feels nothing but pain, like in the original version of The Little Mermaid where if she drinks a potion to become human, it will feel like she is walking on knives for the rest of her life. Of course, the All American Rejects add a chorus of fratboys and it all ends up sounding like it is trying to hard to become an anthem for freshmen across the country. The best anthem is the song that becomes one over time, not the one that is created to be one. We Are The World is a terrible anthem, Common People is a grand one.
Kenny Mellman
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Monday, January 12, 2009
More Fun in The New World/Wake Up America - X/Miley Cyrus Cover

Click To Download: More Fun In The New World/Wake Up America - X/Miley Cyrus Cover
It's Medley Monday!
Went to Joe's Pub last night to see John Doe and Exene from X perform an acoustic set. Boy was it amazing! They were both in fine voice and the acoustic arrangements of the X and Knitters songs were perfect. Some idiot at the bar kept screaming out "More Fun in the New World". They never did sing it but they did sing "See How We Are" which was much maligned when it was released but over time, it is a song that has since become a classic. Last night they sang it with just an acoustic guitar and it was magical. I had tears streaming down my face. I loved X so much that back in San Francisco I tried to have my friend Rob carve an X in my arm. It all went horribly wrong and today I have a scar of half an X on my arm. Oh, and Miley Cyrus kinda rocks. In a totally different way.
Kenny Mellman
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Sunday, January 11, 2009
I love college: Asher Roth cover - with Brendan Kennedy

It is hard to believe that this song is one of the most downloaded songs in the universe. It makes me think of a boy I dated in San Francisco who was in the closet and in a frat house. He once had me climb into his room through a 3rd story window to spend the night and then got so freaked out that I was in the frat house that he made me climb back out and go home. Ahh college!
ps. i love Taco, love brendan.
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Saturday, January 10, 2009
Cookie Jar: Gym Class Heroes Cover by Neal Medlyn

Click to Download: Cookie Jar - Gym Class Heroes Cover by Neal Medlyn
I really and truly thought, and was correspondingly scandalized, that this song said “i like girls, they like me, they look so good when they 17.”
Also, I wonder if Fergie wakes up with cold sweats when she thinks of this style of vocal line and says “My God, what have I done??”
Neal Medlyn
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Friday, January 9, 2009
FLASHBACK FRIDAYS ! Unpretty - TLC Cover with Bridget Everett

Click To Download: Unpretty - TLC Cover with Bridget Everett
Flashback Friday - Back to 1999!
It is sad that the death of Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopez makes it impossible for me to enjoy the memory of TLC on some TV show describing when she took her boyfriend's sneakers, put them all in the bathtub and lit them on fire. Twice. Unfortunately the second time, it was a fiberglass tub and the whole house went up in flames. The expressions on the other two TLCers faces as they described it was priceless.
Kenny Mellman
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Thursday, January 8, 2009
7 things - Miley Cyrus Cover by Neal Medlyn

Click to Download: 7 Things- Miley Cyrus Cover by Neal Medlyn
Guest Post by Neal Medlyn
I watch a little bit of Hannah Montana pretty much every night now. Just five minutes or so. I like thinking of it as a five minute sitcom, something that is programmed to pop up while I am flipping through channels. I like to think of some smart computer programmer coming up with a way to monitor the speed with which I’m flipping channels and once I reach a certain velocity, a little five minute slice of pre-teen Disney sitcom pleasure floats on to my TV.
Jackson: (in a crazy voice) It’s like takin' candy from a stanky baby!
I wait for the sure-to-come “Full House” level punchline, laugh really loudly, and drift off to a happy sleep.
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Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Just Dance - Lady Gaga Cover

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I once was at a party and got cornered by a friend's new boyfriend who's entire artistic expression seemed to be taking photos of the light shows at Circuit Parties. For a good hour I was forced to look at albums of picture after picture of blurry light shows. WITH NO PEOPLE IN THE PICTURES! Just pictures of light on ceilings and walls. There were hundreds of these pictures, if not thousands of them. Like a 1970s family vacation slideshow with the reluctant neighbors brought over to watch - with the anticipation of perhaps, a key-party to follow.
The last time I stepped foot in Club Uranus in San Francisco, an awesomely insane queer club in the 90s held at the End-Up, a straight girl in white pumps vomited on my coat just as I got it out of coatcheck. Her boyfriend just nodded as if it happened all the time. End of an era.
I once received a mix-tape ( i know, how quaint) from an ex-boyfriend which consisted almost entirely of songs from the Pet Shop Boys. Now I like the Pet Shop Boys, I like West End Girls more, an all girl Pet Shop Boys coverband, but the Pet Shop Boys are awesome and having met them a couple of times, lovely guys. But the songs on this mix-tape were all from the late period CD Nightlife. "Vampires", "Closer to Heaven", "You Only Tell Me You Love Me When You're Drunk" etc. These were intermingled with Coil, Cindytalk, that sort of thing, When I next saw my ex I asked him what the tape was about, as I didn't really understand why he gave it to me and his exact quote was "Take 5 or 6 Ecstasy tablets and the secret messages will come out". He was going to the Roxy a lot in this period of his life.
Lady Gaga's legend is that she was at every club in NYC at once, absorbing everything about the underground club scene. Now I personally have never seen Lady Gaga anywhere, but still...from Arthur Russell to
"Where are my keys? I lost my phone, phone" ??????????????????????????????
Kenny Mellman
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Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Take A Bow - Rihanna Cover by Jim Andralis and Larry Krone

Click to Download: Take a Bow - Rihanna Cover by Jim Andralis and Larry Krone
Guest post by Jim Andralis and Larry Krone
Jim: I first heard this song in my rental car in Michigan.
Larry: Oh, I didn't know that (put that in there).
Jim: I thought it was so beautiful and sad, so I bought it and learned all the words...
Larry: And forced me to listen to it (put that in there).
Jim: Larry thought the song was "a little mean." I disagree. Or I think her meanness and posturing are covering some real hurt. Poor Rihanna.
Larry: Yes, poor Rihanna.
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Monday, January 5, 2009
Sunday, January 4, 2009
The Fear- Lily Allen Cover

Click Here to Download: The Fear - Lily Allen Cover with Brendan Kennedy guest vocals
Perhaps the most insensitive moment in a pop song this year comes in this new Lily Allen track. And I think that is what makes it pretty genius. Here are the opening lines:
I want to be rich and I want lots of money
I don’t care about clever I don’t care about funny
I want loads of clothes and fuckloads of diamonds
I heard people die while they are trying to find them
Zero in on that last line. And read it again. What????????? Nothing else in the song reaches the blasé absurdity of that statement. It is an awful song lyric that scans terribly and seems worthy of Britney at best. What makes the song soar though, is that we finally have a pop singer again who has no problem dealing with their own celebrity failings. And within a song. Courtney Love was a master of this particular strain of self-reflectivity but her music was a bit far from pure pop, Malibu being the best exception.
Lily Allen goes for the purest of pop mixed with a commentary on celebrities that doesn't shy away from her own, well, 'issues'.
I think she has once again given the world a reason to watch her, and not just for her next mental breakdown in front of paparazzi.
Kenny Mellman
p.s. - "i totes had fun---love brendan"
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Saturday, January 3, 2009
Mrs. Officer - Lil Wayne
Click to Download: Mrs. Officer - Lil Wayne Cover by Neal Medlyn
Guest Post by Neal Medlyn!
Today’s cover of Mrs. Officer by the inimitable Lil Wayne is entirely Kenny and Brendan’s fault. Well, actually, Kenny, Brendan, rose wine, vodka sodas and Brendan’s flip camera footage of a wonderful place called The Enchanted Forest near Portland, Oregon. I recorded this between 2 and 3:30 am after a long evening of the aforementioned. It was recorded in my bathroom. In said bathroom there was a Scrabble towel, a grey towel, an issue of New York magazine, a bottle of Mr. Bubble with a T-Shirt offer, a small bottle of baby oil and, at the time of recording, me with no shirt on. Oh, and a laptop.
love,
Neal Medlyn
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Friday, January 2, 2009
Beyoncé - Radio

Click Here to Download: Radio - Beyoncé Cover
I used to be a crazy Van Morrison fan. When I was 19 I saw him 10 times in one year. He once did a residency at the Great American Music Hall in San Francisco. 4 nights. I went to all 4. At the beginning of the third night, some girls were in the balcony drinking and generally being loud. Van yelled at them to shut up and tried to continue the concert. During the third song he was trying to bring the band down, way down, way way down, a skill that no one could do as well as Van. The girls continued to talk and in the middle of the song Van yelled "Shut the fuck up!", left the stage and never came back. I felt sorry for the people who only had tickets to that one show particularly since the next night's show was one of the best I ever saw Van perform. The thing is, the song Van was playing when he walked off the stage was "Real Real Gone" which includes the lyric:
And Sam Cooke is on the radio
And the night is filled with space
And your fingertips touch my face
You're a friend of mine
And I'm real real gone
And during live versions of this song he would go on and on about listening to the radio growing up in Ireland and how it was this window into the world outside of Belfast with the glorious sounds of Sam Cooke, Mezz Mezzrow, Ella Fitzgerald and many many more coming through the airwaves.
Flash forward to 2008 and Beyonce Sasha Fierce Knowles puts out Radio, her version of that song.
I think I'm in love with my radio
Cause it never let's me down
And I fall in love with my stereo
Whenever I hear that sound
But she never mentions what she is listening to on that stalwart radio. Not to get too meta, but is she listening to herself sing Radio?
Kenny Mellman
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Thursday, January 1, 2009
The Killers - Are We Human?

Click Here to Download: Are We Human? - Killers Cover
First cover of the year. The Killers? Really? Wrote them off as a U2 knock-off. Heard this song on the radio and at first thought it was Pulp-like which is high praise indeed from an old-school Jarvis fan like me. I think now that it is more Blur-like but either way it certainly has that big Brit-pop anthem feeling. I also enjoy the syntax of "are we human? Or are we dancer?". It seems like a big important set of questions, but really I have never once since hearing this song, seriously pondered what Brendan Flowers was trying to say. Not once. And the rest of the lyrics are equally opaque.
Example:
"will your system be all right
when you dream of home tonight?
there is no message we're receiving
let me know is your heart still beating"
Anybody? Is he singing the song to Wall-E? Are we all robots? Is it a Blade Runner homage? Is English his second or third language? Hmm....
Kenny Mellman
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